Halloween Haunts! is a fanepisode and an hour-long fanspecial that aired on October 31, 1992.
Synopsis[edit | edit source]
Transcript[edit | edit source]
Cold Opening[edit | edit source]
Bert - So, until the party starts, We should entertain ourselves with scary stories, said to make your hearts race.
Older Cedric - That voice... Pop? Is it really you?
Vampire George - Son, are you ready to be a full-fledged vampire?
Lisa - Athletics is not enough to be like others, make me intelligent as my brother!
Bert - The Evergreen Forest. it looks like a coloring book page.
Main Story[edit | edit source]
Narrator - Halloween is the scariest holiday of the year, where people go trick or treating and wearing costumes. Of course, it’s for little kids. But, for Bert Raccoon, Halloween is where scary tales are heard. (Bert dressed as a gladiator, arranges the firewood.)
Bert - Hmm. Firewood, check. Stumps for chairs, check. Dark environment, check. Evil voice... (laughs like a lunatic.) Hmm... I’ll work on it.
Ralph - (comes in wearing a carrot costume) Bert, what’s with the evil laugh? We’re not even done with the treats we’ll give to the trick-or-treaters. and Melissa’s still deciding on— (Notices Melissa wearing an angel outfit.) Uh...
Melissa - Ralph, you’re sticking out like a blank canvas in a paintball field. It is Halloween.