Up the Social Ladder! is a fanepisode that aired on August 1, 1993.
Synopsis[edit | edit source]
Transcript[edit | edit source]
Cold Opening[edit | edit source]
Nicole - Me? To a social party?
George - I need something original for dessert.
Ralph - Not every dessert should be confectioneries, Bert.
Bert - You're just hindering Your brother, Ralph.
Melissa - You don't get many chances, Nicole.
Nicole - Okay. (Holds her breath, then opens the door.)
Main Story[edit | edit source]
(The Scene opens in front of the Raccoondominium, as the title "Up the Social Ladder!" appears and vanishes.)
Narrator - The Evergreen Forest doesn't have many individuals looking for status, like money, fame, or power. (A blue Limousine stops in front of the house.) Well, You're probably wondering why a limousine is in the Evergreen Forest. Well, We'll find out. (A Peafowl comes out and heads for the Raccoondominium door, then knocks it. Melissa opens it.)
Peafowl - I assume You're Melissa Raccoon.
Melissa - Uh... Yes. the one and the same. Huh? You're Miss Spectrum, C.E.O. of Spectrum Kitchen Supplies. (Spectrum nods.) You want to come in?
Spectrum - As much as I'd like to, I must adhere to My schedule. So, I thought I'd let You know-- (She sees Ralph tend to Wendy.) Oh. and you're a mom. Oh-- You are hereby invited to a social party at My mansion. (Gives an invitation to Melissa.) And You can bring a friend over to the party as well, since it's a plus-one.
Melissa - Really?
Spectrum - Yes. (Goes in Her Limousine) I've already hand-picked a few individuals for the party. I'll look forward to seeing You. (The limousine drives off.)
Melissa - Wow. Hand-picked to go to a social party. But, Who should I bring?
(The Screen blacks out, and fades in to the Sneer Mansion where Miss Spectrum gives an invitation to Cedric at the doorstep..)
Spectrum - You show plenty of promise for the future of Sneer Enterprises. So, You're selected to go to the party.
Cedric - Thank You. But... I think My pop could have been a better choice.
Spectrum - Cedric, In the past, Your father, Cyril made some bad choices, but if You want Your dad to be Your plus-one, I won't stop you.
Cedric - Well, If You say so. Thanks. (Miss Spectrum walks back to Her limousine.) Hmm. I dread to think what could happen if Pop finds out He didn't get an invite to a social party. (The Pigs watch from behind a tree.)
Pig 2 - Social Party?
Pig 3 - Thrown by Miss Spectrum?
Pig 2 - We should go there, too.
Pig 1 - But, it's an invite-only party. besides, It's hand-picked.
Pig 3 - But, there's always a way. (The Scene changes to Bentley's house.)
Nicole - So, What is it You want to talk to me about?
Melissa - Well, Just this afternoon, Miss Spectrum gave Me an invitation, and it said I can bring someone with me.
Nicole - Ah. and Ralph's coming with You.
Melissa - No. As much as I'd like to bring him to the party, He has to watch over Wendy today. And I can't have Bert as My plus-one.
Nicole - Because He's socially awkward?
Melissa - No-- I... I mean, Yes. Um... You want to be My plus one?
Nicole - Really?