This fanfiction series made by Johnny Jankowski is a series of stories featuring characters from The Raccoons TV series, including characters made by the author.

Christmas Favorites[edit | edit source]

The Raccoons' Christmas Carol[edit | edit source]

Another parody of A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens.

The Raccoons' Christmas Carol on Fanon Wiki

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Suey-Ellen Pig appears as a silent cameo in the beginning of this story when she and her three sons (The Pigs) decorate the tree and at the Christmas party in the middle of this story.

Cyril's late uncle Samaritan Sneer appears as a ghost (Jacob Marley) in this story.

The angel similar to Timmy from the Precious Moments video series appears as the Ghost of Christmas Past in this story.

King Harkinian from the animated DiC TV series The Legend of Zelda appears as the Ghost of Christmas Present in this story.

In the beginning of this story at Annie Ringtail's house, Annie Ringtail's father (which is very similar to Troy Malone) holds Annie Ringtail up to put a star on top of the tree.

Annie Ringtail's mother from The Evergreen Election! appears as a cameo in this story.

A shot of Snag shivering in his basket from Blast from the Past! is reused.

A shot of Ralph hanging up the mistletoe from The Christmas Raccoons is reanimated and rerecorded.

A few shots of Bert lying and sleeping on the couch from The Christmas Raccoons, Power Trip! and Read No Evil! are reused, reanimated and rerecorded.

The Gift of the Magi[edit | edit source]

Based on the story by O. Henry.

  • Ralph Raccoon as Jim
  • Melissa Raccoon as Della
  • Broo the Puppy as himself

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Shots of Melissa opening a present and Ralph and Melissa kissing each other are reused from Picture Perfect!.

Nursery Tale Favorites and Bedtime Stories[edit | edit source]

The Raccoons' Nursery Tale Favorites and Bedtime Stories on Fanon Wiki

Little Red Riding Hood[edit | edit source]

Another parody of the classic tale.

  • Melissa Raccoon as the Little Red Riding Hood
  • Broo the Puppy as himself
  • Nicole Raccoon as the Little Red Riding Hood's mother
  • Cyril Sneer as himself (The wolf)
  • Gertie Raccoon (Ralph's aunt) as herself (Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother)

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The wolf based on Harriet from Disney's Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers appears and as Gertie Raccoon's pet wolf in this story.

Shot of Gertie Raccoon petting Broo the Puppy is reused from Power Trip!.

Shot of Broo the Puppy holding the empty dog bowl in his mouth is reused from Opportunity Knocks!.

Shot of Broo the Puppy licking the dog bowl is reused from Read No Evil!.

Bert and the Beanstalk[edit | edit source]

Another parody of Jack and the Beanstalk.

  • Bert Raccoon as Jack
  • Broo the Puppy as himself
  • Nicole Raccoon as Jack's mother
  • King Koopa as himself

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King Koopa from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, and Super Mario World appears in this story.

The Emperor's New Clothes[edit | edit source]

Based on the classic tale.

  • Bert Raccoon as the emperor
  • Cyril Sneer as the king
  • Cedric Sneer as the prince
  • The Pigs as the weavers

The Three Little Pigs[edit | edit source]

Based on the classic tale.

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Gyro Gearloose from the Gyro Gearloose comics and Disney's DuckTales appears in this story.

The Princess and the Pea[edit | edit source]

Based on the classic tale.

  • Lisa Raccoon as the princess
  • Bert Raccoon as the prince
  • George Raccoon as the king
  • Nicole Raccoon as the queen
  • The Pigs as knights
  • Cyril Sneer as the king

Shots of the Pigs as knights are reused from Stop the Clock!.

Melissa and the Three Pigs[edit | edit source]

Another parody of Goldilocks and the Three Bears.

  • Melissa Raccoon as herself (Goldilocks)
  • The Pigs as themselves (The Three Bears)

Hansel and Gretel[edit | edit source]

Based on the classic tale.

  • Bentley Raccoon as Hansel
  • Annie Ringtail as Gretel
  • Broo the Puppy as himself
  • Gertie Raccoon as herself

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The owl similar to Big Mama from the 1981 Disney animated film The Fox and the Hound appears as a cameo in this story.

The bat similar to Foxglove from Disney's Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers appears as a cameo in this story.

The crow similar to Poe De Spell from Disney's DuckTales appears as a cameo in this story.

The Aardvark and the Mouse[edit | edit source]

A parody of The Lion and the Mouse.

  • The mouse
  • Cyril Sneer as himself
  • Cedric Sneer as himself
  • Snag as himself

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The mouse similar to Gadget Hackwrench from Disney's Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers appears in this story.

Animation of Cyril from the end of the episode Last Legs! is reused in this story.

The Turtle and the Rabbit[edit | edit source]

A parody of The Tortoise and the Hare.

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Toby Turtle, Skippy, Sis and Tagalong from the 1973 Disney animated film, Robin Hood, appear in this story.

The Frog Prince[edit | edit source]

Based on the classic tale.

  • Lisa Raccoon as the princess
  • Bert Raccoon as the frog and the prince

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The bird similar to Kessie from Disney's The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh appears in this story as a cameo and as Lisa Raccoon's pet bird.

The bird similar to Midge from Disney's Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers appears in this story as a cameo and as Lisa Raccoon's another pet bird.

The red fox kit based on Vic from The Little Fox appears in this story as a cameo and as Lisa Raccoon's pet red fox kit.

The frog based on Pancho from Tijuana Toads appears in this story who changes into Bert Raccoon as the prince.

A shot of Princess Lisa gasping is reused from Spring Fever!.

Fairy Tale Favorites[edit | edit source]

The Raccoons' Fairy Tale Favorites on Fanon Wiki

Cinderella[edit | edit source]

Based on the classic fairy tale.

  • Lisa Raccoon as Cinderella
  • Charlie Raccoon as Prince Charming
  • Cyril Sneer as himself
  • The Pigs as themselves
  • Bert Raccoon as the musketeer
  • Gertie Raccoon as the Fairy Godmother
  • Bentley Raccoon as himself
  • George Raccoon as herself
  • Nicole Raccoon as herself
  • Lady Baden-Baden as herself
  • Mr. Knox as himself

Snow White and the Three Raccoons[edit | edit source]

Another parody of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

  • Sophia Tutu as Snow White
  • Cedric Sneer as Prince Charming/himself
  • Bert Raccoon as himself
  • Melissa Raccoon as herself
  • Ralph Raccoon as himself
  • Cyril Sneer as the Wicked King/himself
  • Snag as himself
  • Phanto as the Magic Mirror
  • Dan the Forest Ranger as himself

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Phanto from Super Mario Bros. 2 and The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! appears in this story as the Magic Mirror.

Stories Based on Books[edit | edit source]

Ralph: A Memoir of a Better Era[edit | edit source]

A parody of Sterling North's adaption, Rascal.

Ralph: A Memoir of a Better Era on Fanon Wiki

  • Ralph Raccoon as himself (Rascal)
  • Gyro Gearloose as Uncle Cockatoo
  • Newton Gearloose as Honey Cockatoo (Sterling North)
  • Fido as himself (Wowser)
  • Melissa Raccoon as herself
  • Bert Raccoon as himself
  • Cedric Sneer as himself
  • Rocky Raccoon as himself
  • Gertie Raccoon as herself
  • Samaritan Sneer as himself
  • The Pigs as themselves
  • Suey-Ellen Pig as herself
  • Miss Primrose as herself
  • Cyril Sneer as himself
  • Sid Leech as himself
  • Launchpad McQuack as himself
  • Loopey McQuack as herself
  • Ripcord McQuack as himself
  • Birdie McQuack as herself
  • Fenton Crackshell as himself
  • M'Ma Crackshell as herself
  • Poe De Spell as himself (Poe)
  • Dr. Canard as himself
  • Nurse Peck as herself
  • Molly Raccoon as Melissa's mother (unseen)
  • John Raccoon as Melissa's father (unseen)
  • Mary Raccoon as Ralph's mother (unseen)
  • Harry Raccoon as Ralph's father (unseen)
  • Beth Raccoon as Bert's mother (unseen)
  • Tom Raccoon as Bert's father (unseen)
  • Mr. Gearloose as Father Cockatoo
  • Mrs. Gearloose as Mother Cockatoo (unseen)
  • Cyril's wife/Cedric's mother as herself
  • Snag as himself
  • Kismet as Cedric's mother/Cyril's wife's pet cat
  • Gyro's true love as the librarian
  • Gosalyn Mallard as herself
  • Drake Mallard as himself
  • Marilyn as Baby/Little Bentley's pet goldfish
  • George Raccoon as himself
  • Nicole Raccoon as herself
  • Bentley Raccoon as himself
  • Lisa Raccoon as herself
  • Danny as himself (cameo)
  • Dirk Dassie as the shop keeper
  • Chirp Sing as Dirk Dassie's pet bird
  • Luna as herself
  • Spunky as Young Lisa's pet kitten
  • Sprocket as Danny's pet dog (cameo)
  • Furrball as Gosalyn Mallard's pet cat
  • Orville as Launchpad McQuack's pet albatross
  • Wilbur as Loopey McQuack's pet albatross
  • Geegaw Hackwrench as himself
  • Mrs. Hackwrench as herself (unseen)
  • Swift the Fox as Suey-Ellen Pig's pet red fox
  • Marco Pagot as Suey-Ellen Pig's husband
  • Vic as Lloyd's pet red fox kit
  • Foxy as Boyd's pet red fox kit
  • Young Tod as Floyd's pet red fox kit

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The title of this TV miniseries is both a pun on and based on the book Rascal: A Memoir of Better Era by Sterling North.

This is the only TV miniseries where animals become characters' pets:

  • Rocky Raccoon became the McQuack family's pet raccoon.
  • Ralph Raccoon became Honey Cockatoo's pet raccoon.
  • Bert Raccoon became Fenton Crackshell's pet raccoon.
  • The orange mouse pilot which is very similar to Geegaw Hackwrench from the Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers episode "To the Rescue - Part 3" appears as Rocky Raccoon's sidekick and Launchpad McQuack's pet mouse.
  • The orange kitten which is very similar to Spunky from two Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers episodes "Catteries Not Included" and "A Lean on the Property" and one Talespin episode "Paradise Lost" appears as young Lisa Raccoon's pet kitten.
  • The blue cat which is similar to Furrball from Tiny Toon Adventures appears as Gosalyn Mallard's pet cat.
  • The white cat which is similar to Kismet from the Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers episode "The Luck Stops Here" appears as Cyril's wife/Cedric's mother's pet cat.
  • The goldfish which is similar to Marilyn from the DuckTales episode "Time Teasers" appears as Baby/Little Bentley's pet goldfish.
  • The red fox which is very similar to Swift the Fox from David the Gnome appears as Suey-Ellen Pig's pet red fox.
  • The first red fox kit which is very similar to Vic from The Little Fox appears as Lloyd's pet red fox kit.
  • The second red fox kit which is very similar to Foxy from The Little Fox appears as Boyd's pet red fox kit.
  • The third red fox kit which is very similar to Young Tod from The Fox and the Hound appears as Floyd's pet red fox kit.
  • The red fish which is very similar to Luna from the Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers episode "Robocat" appears as the Gearloose family's pet fish.
  • The red bird which is similar to Chirp Sing from the Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers episode "Song of the Night 'n Dale" appears as a cameo and Dirk Dassie's pet bird in the cage.
  • The large purple sheepdog which is similar to Fido from The Care Bears Family episode "The Showdown" appears as the Cockatoo family's pet sheepdog.
  • The red alien stegosaurus which is very similar to Steggy from the Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers episode "Prehysterical Pet" appears as young Bert Raccoon's pet lizard.
  • The big black dog which is very similar to Sprocket from Fraggle Rock: The Animated Series appears as Danny's pet dog.
  • Two albatrosses Orville from The Rescuers and Wilbur from The Rescuers Down Under appears as Launchpad and Loopey McQuack's pet albatrosses.

Additional characters from The Little Fox, David the Gnome, The Care Bears Family, DuckTales, Kissyfur, Fraggle Rock: The Animated Series, Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers, Paddington Bear, Tiny Toon Adventures, and Darkwing Duck are unnamed and referred to other names.

Dirk Dassie from The Raccoons episode "Games People Play!" appears as the shopkeeper of the Evergreen Pet Store.

Danny from The Raccoons episodes "Stress Test!" and "Endless Summer!" appears as a cameo along with his large black dog, which is very similar to Sprocket from Fraggle Rock: The Animated Series, at the Evergreen Pet Store.

A female anthropomorphic chicken which is very similar to Gyro's true love from the DuckTales episode "Sir Gyro de Gearloose" appears as a librarian.

The bear cub which is very similar to Kissyfur from the 1980's TV series Kissyfur appears as baby/young Cedric Sneer's stuffed teddy bear.

The bear which is very similar to Paddington Bear from the Paddington Bear series appears as young Lisa Raccoon's stuffed teddy bear.

Animations from the Raccoons specials ("The Christmas Raccoons", "The Raccoons on Ice", "The Raccoons and the Lost Star") and episodes ("The Runaways!", "Opportunity Knocks!", "Power Trip!", "Trouble Shooter!", "The Paper Chase!", "The Sky's the Limit!", "Making the Grade!", "Science Friction!", "Cold Feet!", "Stress Test!", "End of the Line!", and "The One That Got Away!") are reused, reanimated, recycled and rerecorded.

Animations of Marco Pagot (as Suey-Ellen Pig's husband) flying a plane are reused from Porco Rosso.

Animations of Teen Launchpad are reused from the DuckTales episode, "Launchpad's First Crash".

Animations of Ripcord and Birdie McQuack are reused from the DuckTales episode, "Top Duck".

Animations of Gyro Gearloose are reused from DuckTales episodes ("Sir Gyro de Gearloose", "Micro Ducks from Outer Space", "Time Teasers", and "Dough Ray Me").

Animations of Annie Ringtail (as young Lisa Raccoon) are reused from The Raccoons episodes ("The Great Escape!", "The Headline Hunter!", and "Endless Summer!").

Animations of Spunky are reused from the Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers episode ("Catteries Not Included") and the Talespin episode ("Paradise Lost").

Animation of Furrball about to eat the sandwich is reused from the Tiny Toon Adventures episode, "K-9 Kitty".

Animation of Furrball feeling sad is reused from the Tiny Toon Adventures episode, "Aroma Amore".

The music score uses instrumental cues and the instrumental version of Sooner or Later from The Raccoons and the Lost Star and The Raccoons, "Somewhere On This Earth" from The Christmas Raccoons and The Raccoons on Ice, "Lake Freeze Instrumental" from The Raccoons on Ice, "Rocky Raccoon" by the Beatles (during the WWII dogfight scene when Rocky Raccoon and Marco Pagot (as Suey-Ellen Pig's husband) fly their planes) and the classical music pieces:

  • Bach: Air on the G String
  • Bach: Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring
  • Bach: Wachet auf, ruft uns die Stimme, BWV 140
  • Beethoven: Piano Concerto No. 3 in C minor, Op. 37, 2nd movement
  • Beethoven: Piano Sonata No. 8 in C minor, Op. 13 "Pathetique", 2nd movement
  • Beethoven: Symphony No. 6 in F major, Op. 68
  • Brahms: Wiegenlied (played on a music box)
  • Mendelssohn: Wedding March from a Midsummer Night's Dream (during the wedding scene)
  • Mozart: Clarinet Quintet in A major, K. 581
  • Mozart: Concerto for Flute, Harp, and Orchestra in C major, K. 299, 2nd movement
  • Mozart: Flute Concerto No. 2 in D major, K. 314
  • Mozart: Piano Concerto No. 20 in D minor, K. 466, 2nd movement
  • Mozart: Piano Concerto No. 21 in C major, K. 467, 2nd movement
  • Mozart: Piano Concerto No. 23 in A major, K. 488, 2nd movement
  • Mozart: Piano Sonata No. 14 in C minor, K. 457, 2nd movement
  • Mozart: Symphony No. 29 in A major, K. 201/186a, 2nd and 3rd movements
  • Mozart: Violin Concerto No. 4 in D, K. 218, 2nd and 3rd movements
  • Mozart: Violin Concerto No. 5 in A, K. 219, 2nd movement
  • Pachelbel: Canon in D (during the wedding scene)
  • Schubert: Ave Maria
  • Strauss: The Blue Danube (during the wedding ball scene)
  • Weber: Invitation to the Dance (during the wedding ball scene)

The Mouse and the Motorcycle[edit | edit source]

Based on the book by Beverly Cleary.

  • Gadget Hackwrench as the mouse
  • Bentley Raccoon as himself
  • Lisa Raccoon as herself
  • George Raccoon as himself
  • Nicole Raccoon as herself
  • Bert Raccoon as himself
  • Melissa Raccoon as herself
  • Ralph Raccoon as himself
  • Broo the Puppy as himself
  • Cyril Sneer as himself
  • Cedric Sneer as himself
  • Snag as himself

Fanfictional cast[edit | edit source]

  • Len Carlson - Bert Raccoon, Mr. Knox, John Roykirk, Pigs Two and Three, Dirk Dassie, additional voices
  • Bob Dermer - Ralph Raccoon, Lady Baden-Baden, additional voices
  • Susan Roman - Melissa Raccoon, Gadget Hackwrench, Harriet, additional voices
  • Michael Magee - Cyril Sneer, Snag, Young Cyril
  • Marvin Goldhar - Cedric Sneer, additional voices
  • Dan Hennessey - George Raccoon
  • Elizabeth Hanna - Nicole Raccoon
  • Stuart Stone - Bentley Raccoon, Danny, additional voices
  • Noam Zylberman - Teen Ralph, Student, additional voices
  • Tara Meyer - Young Melissa, Student, additional voices
  • Sharon Lewis - Sophia Tutu, Broo the Puppy, additional voices
  • Lisa Yamanaka - Gosalyn Mallard, Student, Young Lisa Raccoon, additional voices
  • Lisa Lougheed - Lisa Raccoon, Luna
  • Amos Crawley - Toby Turtle, Newton Gearloose, Student, additional voices
  • Hadley Kay - Teen Bert, Teen Cedric, Teen Launchpad, Fenton Crackshell, Student
  • Sonja Ball - Beth Raccoon, Mrs. Hackwrench (offscreen voice), Student, additional voices
  • Daniel Brochu - Student, additional voices
  • John Stocker - Launchpad McQuack, Drake Mallard, Tom Raccoon, Mr. Gearloose, Orville
  • Rick Jones - Pig Soldier
  • Judy Marshak - Birdie McQuack
  • Peter Cullen - Geegaw Hackwrench
  • Keith Knight - Gyro Gearloose, Pig Soldier, Charlie Raccoon, additional voices
  • Billie Richards - M'Ma Crackshell
  • Linda Feige - Mrs. Gearloose
  • Carl Banas - Schaeffer the Dog, Fido, Bear
  • Tara Strong - Additional voices
  • Barbara Hamilton - Cyril's wife
  • Kay Hawtrey - Miss Primrose
  • Nonnie Griffin - Suey-Ellen Pig
  • Keith Hampshire - Pig Soldier, Pig One
  • Nick Nichols - Pig One's screams (archival recordings only)
  • Maia Filar - Student, additional voices
  • Kathleen Barr - Student, additional voices
  • Ari Magder - Student, additional voices
  • Jodie Resther - Additional voices
  • Jeremiah McCann - Student, additional voices
  • Jim Henshaw - Harry Raccoon, Pig Soldier, Uncle Rocky
  • Erica Luttrell - Additional voices
  • Colin Fox - The Ghost of Christmas Past
  • Julie Lemieux - Molly Raccoon
  • Stephen Ouimette - Additional voices
  • Leslie Nielsen - Ripcord McQuack
  • Alyson Court - Additional voices
  • Pauline Rennie - Aunt Gertie, Cyril's mother
  • Vlasta Vrána - Swift the Fox (archival recordings only; uncredited)
  • Geoffrey Winter - Narrator, Pastor
  • Catherine Disher - Mary Raccoon
  • Chuck Collins - WWII Radio Announcer
  • Janet-Laine Green - Sophia Tutu's mother (offscreen voice)
  • Chris Wiggins - WWII Pig Leader
  • Tracey Moore - Additional voices
  • Colin O'Meara - Additional voices
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